Erotic massage & escort in Kensington

Kensington books me on weekdays more than weekends. You’re here for work, staying somewhere off Kensington High Street, and the day has been all meeting rooms and polite faces. By seven o’clock you’ve had quite enough of being sensible. That’s where I come in: an escort evening at your hotel, eight minutes by cab from my flat, that starts at a dinner table and carries on well past it, or an erotic massage at mine, one stop down the line.

Erotic massage near Kensington: one stop to my flat

I never carry a massage up Earl’s Court Road. It lives at my flat, where the table is made up with fresh linen, the oil is kept warm and the shower actually gets hot, and Kensington is close enough that coming to me takes less time than a drink in the hotel bar. From High Street Kensington station (Circle and District lines) you’re one stop from Earl’s Court; on foot it’s about fifteen minutes, straight down Earl’s Court Road. At my Earl’s Court flat there’s nobody but me, and I send the full address an hour before you set off.

The usual first booking is a sensual naked massage. You lie face down, I work through the shoulders that sat through eight hours of meetings, and slowly the meetings stop mattering. I’m naked for most of it. You’ll notice when. My flat is also where nuru lives, so if you’re curious about warm gel and a mat, the trip is worth it.

Not everyone here is passing through, of course. The garden squares off the High Street and the quiet streets around Kensington Square are full of people who live here, and plenty of them stroll down to me after work rather than going home first.

Escort outcall in Kensington, W8

Kensington hotel rooms are very good at quiet. Heavy curtains, thick carpet, windows that open about three inches. I like all of it, and as your escort I’ll come up to one: tell me which hotel, and whose name the room is under, inside our chat. Your hours and my cab change hands at your door, in cash or by bank transfer, and not a penny before. Homes work the same way, from mansion flats to the houses round Kensington Square.

If you’ve never booked an escort to a hotel before and wonder how the practical side works, I wrote a short guide to hotel escort etiquette in London.

Kensington escort and dinner dates

If you’d rather get out of the room, Kensington has a lot of evening in it. Kensington Church Street climbs towards Notting Hill with places to eat all the way up, the High Street keeps its tables late, and Kensington Gardens makes a dark, cool edge to walk along afterwards. On a summer night the park stays light until late, and the walk back past the palace railings is about the most romantic quarter of an hour this side of the river.

A dinner date buys us three or four hours for all of that: a drink, a long dinner, the walk back arm in arm, and then your door. I dress for wherever you’ve booked, I flirt in public, and my phone stays in my bag. For something shorter, my escort and GFE hours start at one. GFE stands for girlfriend experience, and it means a date who is actually pleased to see you.

When to book in Kensington

Give me two hours for a massage, a day for a date and two days for an overnight. I work every day, 8am to 10pm, weekends included. Booking from a conference room is fine: I’m used to three-word messages typed under the table. Staying further west, towards Holland Park? Same cab, two minutes longer.