Keep the texts tame. The rest won’t be.
Book an erotic massage or escort in Earl’s Court
WhatsApp, text or call. I usually reply within the hour.
VacancyEarl’s Court · every day, 8am–10pm
Hi Lola, I found you on your website. I'd like to book an erotic massage at yours in Earl's Court: [how long], [day / time].
Template text only. Your name, hotel and room go in the chat, never in a link.
How to book me
How to book an erotic massage or escort in Earl’s Court
Three texts, then me.
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You
Message me
What you’d like, how long and when; for a date, incall or outcall. Or let my mirror write it for you.
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Me
I confirm
Usually within the hour. No deposit: you pay when we meet.
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Me
We meet
At mine: the address comes by text an hour before. A date at your hotel: I text when I’m downstairs, you send the room number.
Hours, places, money
Hours, incall, outcall and payment
- Hours
- Every day, 8am to 10pm. Overnights by arrangement.
- Incall
- A private, residential flat in Earl’s Court, SW5, a couple of minutes’ walk from the station (District & Piccadilly lines). No signs, nobody else there. Getting to my incall
- Massage
- Incall only, at my flat: the table, the warm oil and the shower live here.
- Outcall
- Escort dates, dinners and overnights at homes and hotels across West and Central London. You cover my taxi. Areas & travel times
- Notice
- Two hours for a massage, 24 for a date, 48 for an overnight.
- Paying
- Cash or bank transfer, at the start. No deposit, ever. Every price
- Parking
- The streets around are mostly residents’ bays, with a few pay-by-phone visitor bays. The Tube is easier.
- Towels
- Fresh towels, clean linen and a hot shower, every time. Bring nothing but yourself.
House rules
Booking etiquette for erotic massage & escort dates
Be kind. Be on time.
- No withheld numbers. I don’t answer them.
- Your real first name. For outcalls, the name the room is booked under too.
- Shower first. At home, or at mine with fresh towels.
- On time, not early. Running late? Text me.
- Nothing specific by text. We talk about what you enjoy when we meet.
- I don’t haggle. Every price is on my rates.
- 18+, both ways. Two adults who both want to be there.
Your hotel? Book the room in your own name and leave the envelope somewhere obvious. Then the door shuts and nobody’s counting.