What lingerie colours can I choose for Lola Unwrapped?

Five: candy pink, emerald, lilac, mint and red. Name one when you message to book, and I’ll be wearing it when I open my door to you. Can’t decide? Tell me, and I’ll choose for you.

Can you do Lola Unwrapped at my hotel?

No, it happens at my flat in Earl’s Court, like every massage I give. The nuru mat, the warm oil and a shower big enough for two don’t pack into a bag, and the show needs a room I’ve lit myself. The upside: you always get the full version, striptease to mat.

Do I just watch during the striptease?

Yes, that’s the whole idea. Sit back, get comfortable and enjoy having the best seat in the room. You don’t need to dance, clap or say anything clever; most people go rather quiet. The massage that follows asks even less of you.

Should I book Lola Unwrapped on my first visit?

It’s a wonderful second booking: if you’ve never had an erotic massage, the sensual naked massage lets you get to know my hands first. That said, if watching me undress is exactly what you’re after, Lola Unwrapped works perfectly the first time too.

Is 30 minutes enough for Lola Unwrapped?

It’s enough for a striptease and a short massage, and it feels brisk. Forty-five minutes gives both halves room. If you want the twenty minutes of nuru as well, book sixty minutes; the show, a real body-to-body and the mat won’t fit into less.

How do I pay for Lola Unwrapped?

Cash or a bank transfer, settled before the first strap comes down, so nothing breaks the mood later. There’s nothing to send in advance: name your colour, the length and the time, and simply turn up.

Striptease Massage in Earl's Court, London · from £130

Lola Unwrapped: striptease massage in Earl’s Court

My signature, and the most theatrical hour I do. Choose the colour of my lingerie when you book; I’m wearing it when the door opens, and you watch every piece come off. Then warm oil, my hands, then all of me, plus twenty slippery minutes on the nuru mat if you dare.

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Lola Unwrapped is my striptease massage, and the booking I’m proudest of. It opens with a show: you pick the colour of my lingerie, I greet you in it, and then I take it off, slowly and entirely on my terms, while you sit back and watch. After that comes the massage, sensual first and then body-to-body, with nothing left on me at all. If you’re feeling brave, the last twenty minutes happen on the nuru mat.

What is a striptease massage?

Most erotic massage starts with you face down and me somewhere behind you. A striptease massage turns that round. For the first part of the booking you’re the one doing the looking, comfortable, in a towel, with the best seat in the room, and I’m the one on show.

It isn’t a club routine. Erotic striptease in London usually means a crowd, loud music and a bouncer by the door; this is one woman, one audience and a few feet of floor in a private flat. It’s closer and slower than any stage: eye contact, a strap sliding off a shoulder and staying off, a clasp that takes its time. Watching is its own kind of touch. By the time you lie down, you’ve spent the whole show wanting me closer, and the massage starts with that wanting already in the room.

Choose the colour of my lingerie

When you book, you choose the set: candy pink, emerald, lilac, mint or red. Put it in your message and I’ll be wearing it when you arrive.

People pick for all sorts of reasons. Red is the obvious one, and obvious for a reason. Emerald is devastating against skin in low light. Lilac and mint are for people who like to surprise themselves. Candy pink is for anyone who has spent a little too long on my website. Whichever you choose, this is a lingerie massage in the truest sense: the set is picked by you, worn for you and taken off for you. Choose differently next time if you like; there are five, after all.

How Lola Unwrapped goes: the strip, the massage, the nuru

I open the door in your colour, and you get a good long look before you head into a hot shower. When you come back, there’s a seat waiting and I’m still dressed, more or less. Then I take my time. A strap, a clasp, a long look over my shoulder. Nothing is choreographed to death; it moves at whatever pace feels right in the room, and by the time the last piece drops, you won’t remember what colour it was.

Then you lie down on fresh linen and the massage begins: warm oil and my hands first, the way a sensual massage starts, then the rest of me in a long, oiled body-to-body glide. I’ve just undressed for you, so there’s no shyness left in the room on either side.

For the brave, the last twenty minutes move from the table to the nuru mat on the floor: warm seaweed gel on both of us and almost no friction at all. If you’ve never tried it, my piece on nuru vs body-to-body massage explains what you’re letting yourself in for. A long, hot shower for two comes after, and nobody leaves sticky.

Cut to: the lingerie in a small bright heap by the door, and you no longer thinking about colours.

Why Lola Unwrapped is my signature

Because it’s the one booking that’s as much fun for me as for you. Most massages begin with you not looking at me at all; this one begins with you looking at nothing else, and I like that a great deal. Undressing slowly for someone who is visibly enjoying it is a very good feeling, and it sets the mood for everything after.

It’s also the most complete hour I do: a show, a sensual massage, body-to-body and nuru. A little of every kind of closeness I offer, one after another, at a pace that keeps building. It makes a fine birthday present to yourself, a reward at the end of a long project, or simply the answer once you’ve stared at the five colours long enough to pick one.

Striptease massage incall near Earl’s Court station

Lola Unwrapped only happens at mine in Earl’s Court, SW5, a two-minute stroll from the Tube. The shower is hot before and after, and nobody else is ever there.

I wouldn’t want it anywhere else. A striptease needs a stage I’ve set myself: the lamp where I like it, your seat placed just so, a clear bit of floor to work with. The massage after it needs warm oil and my table, and the finale needs the mat and a shower built for two. Hotel rooms manage one of those at best.

Coming over is quick. The mansion flats of South Kensington are an eight-minute cab ride away, and a hotel room in Belgravia about fifteen. Ring the bell and I’m already in your colour; everything else comes off at my pace.

What Lola Unwrapped costs, and how long to book

Lola Unwrapped is priced like nuru: £130, £150 or £170 for thirty, forty-five or sixty minutes. Another thirty minutes is £50.

Thirty minutes buys a striptease and a short massage, which is fun but brisk. Forty-five gives both halves room to breathe. If you want the nuru as well, book sixty; a slow show, a full body-to-body and twenty minutes on the mat need every one of those minutes. When you message, give me the length, the time and your colour. Two hours’ notice is usually plenty, which makes a striptease massage a surprisingly easy thing to arrange on a whim.