Erotic massage & escort in Gloucester Road

Gloucester Road is where London keeps its visitors. White-stucco terraces turned into small hotels, serviced apartments with a kettle, two mugs and very little else, and garden squares that only the residents have keys to. The road itself runs down from Kensington Gardens, busy in the middle and hushed on either side. It’s also one stop from my front door, which makes my flat the easiest erotic massage near Gloucester Road you could ask for: ten minutes on foot, and you’re back in plenty of time for dinner.

Most of the people who book me here are in London for a few nights, and most of them have spent the day being polite to someone. The evening is for something else: an erotic massage at my place round the corner, or an escort date that starts with a drink near your hotel and ends in your room.

Erotic massage near Gloucester Road: a ten-minute walk to mine

From Gloucester Road station (Circle, District and Piccadilly lines) you can ride one stop to Earl’s Court, or walk it in about ten minutes, west along Courtfield Road past the garden squares. On a dry evening the walk wins, and ten minutes is roughly how long first-time nerves last anyway. My Earl’s Court incall is my own flat, private and residential: fresh sheets, hot water before and after, and no one else in it. I tell you the area when we agree a time, and the exact address an hour before, by text.

Hotel rooms round here tend to be more bed than floor, which is one more reason the massage happens at mine: a proper table, warm oil, a pile of towels and a shower with room to turn round in. If it’s your first night in town and you don’t know what to book, try a sensual naked massage: an hour of warm oil and long strokes, and halfway through you’ll find I’m as undressed as you are.

Lola Unwrapped, one stop from Gloucester Road

If you’d like a show before the oil, book my striptease massage, Lola Unwrapped. You choose the colour and I wear it for you. The stage is my own room, one lamp and one chair, with an audience of exactly one, which suits me perfectly. Then the lingerie comes off for good and the massage begins on the table.

Cut to: a red bra hanging off the lampshade.

Escort outcall to hotels and apartments off Cromwell Road

My Gloucester Road outcalls are escort bookings, mostly at the hotels along Cromwell Road and the quieter streets behind it: Harrington Gardens, Courtfield Gardens, the terraces running down to Old Brompton Road. Three things, typed into our chat rather than sent in a link:

• the hotel or building;
• the name the room is under;
• how long, and roughly what time.

Then I come straight up. Staying a few nights? An escort and GFE booking suits this part of town well. GFE means girlfriend experience: a date who flirts with you because she wants to. A drink on Gloucester Road itself, a walk up Queen’s Gate to Kensington Gardens if the evening is warm, then back to your room with my hand in your back pocket. A date needs 24 hours’ notice, and on top of the outcall rate you cover my cab, a five-minute ride from Earl’s Court.

If your hotel is a few streets east, closer to the museums, my South Kensington page is the one you want.